Extreme makeover

Holy cow, what a day. I just spent a thousand dollars on new glasses and clothes. My friend spent the day shopping with me. She is hot and has wonderful style in clothes, not to mention glasses. She told me my glasses were outdated and so were my clothes, so off we went to change my look. She helped me pick out some top of the line glasses you would see on movie stars. They changed my look immediately. She told me not to skimp on my face, cause it's the first, and most important feature any woman sees. These glasses transform me from lame to exciting. Really? I hope so.

We went shopping for new clothes cause all my clothes are too baggy since I lost weight after joining the gym and eating right. I picked out new designer jeans that are waist size 34! Wow, I have not had this size on since I was 25 years old. My ass looks pretty good in these jeans. She picked out some shorts, then a couple of shirts and a pair of sandles to completed the wardrobe for today. All told, I spent lots of money without reservation, because it was time for me to treat myself well for a change. I never spend money on me until this day. When I pick up my glasses in a week, I am going to look like George Clooney, sort of. This is what she calls me now.

I owe her big now. No matter, for she is kinda special. She needs help now and then and her kids love me. The least I can do, to help her make ends meet. She works so hard trying to earn enough income to pay the mortgage and feed and clothe the kids.

Tonight I read them a bedtime story and put them both to bed. I feel like a father to them. What will the future hold? Does it matter? I am enjoying life more and more each day. Just wait till we do the big reveal one day soon. New clothes, new glasses, she even wants to change the color of my hair and beard. She must be kidding. Now that would be an experience. Needless to say, I need to go to the gym tomorrow.